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Farleys Gnarly Sauce
Based off the recipe older than Bob Ross’s paintbrush, we pile-drived Tangy Kiwi (The fruit, not the bird) into the heart of psychedelic STRAWBERRIES dipped in a light bubblegum nectar.
Dont Care Bear
Great Gooey globs of GLUEY, gloppy, GUMMY GUTS, mutilated melon meat, pulverized, puked, PEAR and PEACH…
Ugly Butter
They don’t call it ugly for nothing… Uncle Freddy’s famous, fancy Fried Dough, showered with carnival cultivated Cinnamon-Sugar, serenaded with a cosby-quality Banana puddiNg.
Cereal Trip
Conceived from the tear drops of crying clowns is your Daddy’s favorite Fruit Cereal, slathered on top of a gooey frosted Donut, drowning in a sugar-rich Milk bath.
